My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
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