Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Randomize
