Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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