I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
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