this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
Randomize
