I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Randomize
