just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Passed out watching pirates of caribbean with vodka in hand. Woke up to jenna jameson, with vodka gone.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
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