That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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