i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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