Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
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