We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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