rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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