fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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