Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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