I want to walk on stilts...naked
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I need to sanitize my soul.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
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