Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
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