And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
He told me they were just razor bumps!
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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