butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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