i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
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