So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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