Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
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