maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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