Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
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