I love black thongs
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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