Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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