yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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