So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
