That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
We need to get me chipped asap
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
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