I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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