I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
My dad is sitting where you rode me
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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