I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
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