My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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