how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
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