Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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