But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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