her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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