It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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