Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
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I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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