Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
