Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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