the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
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