Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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