Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
I lost the right to judge tonight
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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