i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
Randomize
