nut hugger
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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