Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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