i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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