I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
In other news, I just burned my penis
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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