Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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