u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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