Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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