My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
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