The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Randomize
